Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe

Since my wife has had several rants/posts recently, I have had several requests to post something manly. This is as manly as I could muster and hope you like it. Your heart won't, but I know you'll hit the gym after consumption.

2 pounds thick cut bacon2 pounds Italian sausage1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub



To kick off the construction of this pork medley you’ll need to create a 5×5 bacon weave. If the strips you’re using aren’t as wide as the ones pictured, then you may need to use a few extra slices to fill out the pattern. Just make sure your weave is tight and that you end up with a nice square shape to work with.

The next step is to add some barbeque seasoning on top of your bacon weave. Being the barbeque addict that I am, I whipped up a batch of Burnt Finger BBQ’s competition pork rub for this special occasion. Seeing as not everyone has the time, or the expertise, to create a tasty rub of their own, I would recommend trying Bad Byron’s Butt Rub, Rendezvous Famous Seasoning, or Steven Raichlen’s All-Purpose Rub.


Now that you’re pork is well seasoned, it’s time to add more pork. Take two pounds of Italian sausage and layer it directly on top of your bacon weave. Be sure to press the sausage to the outer edges of the bacon creating a patty that is the same thickness all the way across. Most grocery stores carry loose sausage, so just pick out one you like. I chose to go with a mild sausage, but spicy would work just the same. If you really want to get crazy, take a stab at making your own homemade sausage.


Next up is bacon layer number two. Take the remaining bacon slices and fry them up the same way you would for breakfast (or lunch, or dinner, or a midnight snack). If you like soft bacon, make it soft. If you like crunchy bacon, make it crunchy. If you like your bacon burnt to hell so the smoke detectors go off, then burn it to hell so the smoke detectors go off. These pieces are going to be a major part of the inner flavor of our sausage fatty, so cook them your favorite way. Personally, I like my bacon right at the point when it starts to get crispy, but hasn’t quite lost all of the softness yet. Regardless of how well done you like yours, you’ll need to crumble or chop the cooked strips into bite size pieces and place on top of the sausage layer. (Note-It’s okay, and encouraged, to snack on these pieces while your chopping/crumbling. But keep in mind that once those bacon morsels touch the raw sausage, you’ll need to resist all temptations to nibble. This can and will be difficult, but hospital trips are no fun, so stay strong.)

Now comes the fun part. Very carefully separate the front edge of the sausage layer from the bacon weave and begin rolling backwards. You want to include all layers EXCEPT the bacon weave in your roll. Try and keep the sausage as tight as possible and be sure to release any air pockets that may have formed. Once the sausage is fully rolled up, pinch together the seams and ends to seal all of the bacon goodness inside.



At this point we can start to see the final shape of our Bacon Explosion, but we’re missing one key item. To complte the constuction process, roll the sausage forward completely wrapping it in the bacon weave. Make sure it sits with the seam facing downward to help keep it all sealed up.

Sprinkle some barbeque seasoning on the outside of the bacon weave, and now this bad boy is ready for the smoker. Cook your Bacon Explosion at 225 degrees in a constant cloud of hickory smoke until your Thermapen gives an internal temperature reading of 165 degrees. Normally this will take about 1 hour for each inch of thickness, but that could vary depending on how well you maintain your fire and also how many times you open the smoker to take a peek. Mine took about 2.5 hours, which was right on target with its 2.5 inch diameter.



Now that our Bacon Explosion is fully cooked, we need to add some finishing flavors. Remember that barbecue sauce we used for inner flavor? We’ll be using that same sauce to glaze the cooked bacon weave. Using a basting brush, coat the entire surface with a thin layer of sauce. Sweet sauces are loaded with sugars, so they’ll give your fatty a nice glossy finish. Spicy and vinegar based sauces don’t contain as much, so they won’t set up as well. If you’re dead set on using those sauces, just cut them with a bit of honey and you’ll get the same effect.

Slice the Bacon Explosion into quarter to half inch rounds to serve. If your roll was good and tight, you should now see a nice bacon pinwheel pattern throughout the sausage. Obviously pork is best served by itself, but if you feel the need to make this meat monster into a sandwich, try placing a couple Bacon Explosion slices on a warm Pillsbury’s Grands Biscuit. You’ll reach pork Nirvana is no time flat!



**disclaimer: this isn't my recipe and I didn't create it. Just found this on Stumbleupon.com and thought it was great material for a post**

12 comments:

Tony said...

Sheer genius. I can feel my arteries clogging from reading that. My favorite part is: If you like your bacon burnt to hell so the smoke detectors go off, then burn it to hell so the smoke detectors go off.

Marcy said...

I have never ever seen a recipe quite like that one. Thanks for the shot of testosterone.

Kyle said...

Oops, I probably shouldn't have put that "burnt to hell" part in there.

Liz said...

Holy Cow! That looks so good!

Jessica said...

That is insane, but I bet it tastes heavenly

Curtis Clan said...

Kyle tell it like it is. That testosterone infested recipe looks like a great PMS relief treat (I'm not suppost to have that any more hehee). Add a sassy green salad and walla SOUL FOOD. THANKS! I'll send you the bill for the heart attack. ;)

V4Brad said...

I'm glad you left that part in. I'm still laughing about it.

Teri's Life said...

Bad Byron's Butt Rub? Yeah, that sounds tasty!

I will have to have tim try the recipe sometime - it looks like something he would try!

Unknown said...

Feel free to make this for me next time we get together for a barbecue! I think I would enjoy it!

Anonymous said...

Just when you think life couldn't get any better, something like this comes along. Do you think Becca would make this for me on my birthday instead of a birthday cake?

lynn said...

its about time some posted something so close to my heart. that creation is my new best friend.

Calene said...

coming out of lurkdome here...I'm Kelli's aunt, and I had to comment on your incredible Bacon Explosion commentary. Never have I been so moved at the sight of layered pork. When my husband dies, I'm sure he would choose to be embalmed by BBQ sauce, he loves it so much, and I can't wait to show him this recipe. Seriously, you don't have to post anything "manly" for a long time. This recipe has you covered for a good 3-5 months. :)